"Alright, let's begin, we've only got another week before the concert."
"DECK THE HALLS WITH BOWS OF HOLLY..."
"WAIT! wait!, you've got it all wrong! It's boughs, not bows."
"Uh, uh, uh..sir? I'm not quite sure I see the difference."
"What?! You don't see the difference? Well, it's plain as day, they're spelled differently"
"Oh, uh, yes sir, I see."
"Now, let's begin again! From the top!"
"DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY.
FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA.
'TIS THE REASON TO KISS MOLLY..."
"WAIT! wait! stop altogether! What did you say? Reason to kiss molly? Where did you get those lyrics?!"
"Those...those aren't the words, sir?"
"Alright, let's begin, we've only got another week before the concert."
"DECK THE HALLS WITH BOWS OF HOLLY..."
"WAIT! wait!, you've got it all wrong! It's boughs, not bows."
"Uh, uh, uh..sir? I'm not quite sure I see the difference."
"What?! You don't see the difference? Well, it's plain as day, they're spelled differently"
"Oh, uh, yes sir, I see."
"Now, let's begin again! From the top!"
"DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY.
FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA.
'TIS THE REASON TO KISS MOLLY..."
"WAIT! wait! stop altogether! What did you say? Reason to kiss molly? Where did you get those lyrics?!"
"Those...those aren't the words, sir?"
MONTY PYTHON HALLOWEEN.
The only regulations are:
you must only use Monty Python sketches (you can make up your own if they seem Pythonish) and characters.
it must have a strong Halloween theme.
this must be submitted by 1 October.
voting starts 2 October.
one winner in visual art, one winner in writing.
winners will be notified by Halloween.
Entry #1: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/37998871 by darkinja125 (https://www.deviantart.com/darkinja125)
Ready... set.... GO!
IT'S...
We have so many people wanting to join. Hundreds, in fact.
NO MORE MEMBERS PAGE! Just promote, promote, promote!!
Our Halloween contest from last year (cough) is still running, ye bloody k'niggits. Nobody entered! ENTER YER DAMN SHIT HERE:
http://montypython.deviantart.com/journal/9598775/
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Wow. Well, sadly enough, I had to clean house. Thus, if you sent a note to join within the last... 7 months, it was deleted. Please send another.
Voting is over on the last contest. Check out the results.
http://montypython.deviantart.com/journal/4221884/
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Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best... And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life... If life seems jolly rotten There's something you've forgotten And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing. When you're feeling in the dumps Don't be silly chumps Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing. And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life... For life is quite absurd And death's the final word You must always face the curtain with a bow. Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow. So always look on the bright side of death Just before you draw your terminal breath Life's a piece of shit When you look at it Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true. You'll see it's all a show Keep 'em laughing as you go Just remember that the last laugh is on you. And always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the right side of life... (Come on guys, cheer up!) Always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the bright side of life... (Worse things happen at sea, you know.) Always look on the bright side of life... (I mean - what have you got to lose?) (You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing!) Always look on the right side of life... all credit to MONTYPYTHON! the original, the real + the great